Reina got hit by a bus
Johnson wasn’t having any of your shit
Skrtel was a nurse, defying all logic
Agger was like math after the 7th grade… Hhhhhhaaaaarrrrrrrrddddd
Wisdom still wasn’t the smartest man in England
Allen still was a little angry man who can’t score
Lucas was arrested for…
And there was Webb. Again.
Why the fuck did I not include that…
Because he called a fair sided game?
I love you guys but come on, do you guys want all the BVB squad?
We’ll take Hummels, Bender, Reus, Gotze, and Blaszczykowski. Kthx.