arkyy:

whatthefuckisfootball:

Reina got hit by a bus

Johnson wasn’t having any of your shit

Skrtel was a nurse, defying all logic

Agger was like math after the 7th grade… Hhhhhhaaaaarrrrrrrrddddd

Wisdom still wasn’t the smartest man in England

Allen still was a little angry man who can’t score

Lucas was arrested for…

And there was Webb. Again.

Why the fuck did I not include that…

Because he called a fair sided game?

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posted 4 months ago

scullychan:

based off jesses text post

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posted 4 months ago

I heard Manchester United wanted Sven Bender.

marrythemarrygoround:

I love you guys but come on, do you guys want all the BVB squad?

We’ll take Hummels, Bender, Reus, Gotze, and Blaszczykowski. Kthx.

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posted 4 months ago
#manchester united #bvb #dortmund

manutdplayerswags:

Calciatori & Family Facebook x

Oldies but they’re new to me so..

Rio’s outfit is on point. Goddam.

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posted 4 months ago

paggyvictoria:

open-crazy-late:

brianwarner:

royalteens:

girlslave:

yes

yes

yup

oh yes

hell yes

paggyvictoria:

open-crazy-late:

brianwarner:

royalteens:

girlslave:

yes

yes

yup

oh yes

hell yes

THOSE SHOES O_O

He’s the blistering pace. Lethal from all angles, his legs are like cannons, merciless to the rival goalkeeper. Hypercompetitive and perfectionist.

His dry folha reaches 103km/h, his dribbling breaks, his right kills you, his left stuns. As they said in England or you hate him or you love him. He’s the best? He’s Cristiano Ronaldo.

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I heard Manchester United wanted Sven Bender.